Quotes by : Sara Gruen

90/93-year-old Jacob wonders as he gazes at his aged reflection, 'When did I stop being me?

How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake?

He stares at me, and then leans back in his chair. "He's ill, Jacob."I say nothing. "He's a paragon schnitzophonic.""He's....

age is a terrible theif

Keeping up the appearance of having all your marbles is hard work, but important.

And don’t miss Frank Otto, the world’s most tattooed man! Held hostage in the darkest jungles of....

I strain to hear, but my old ears, for all their obscene hugeness, pick up nothing but snippets:

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it....

I stare at her for a long moment. I want to kiss her. I want to kiss her more than I've ever wanted anything....

Sometimes when you get older — and I’m not talking about you, I’m talking generally, because everyone....