Quotes by : Stefan D

I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the....

- My love is about 2/3rds as invisible as her love, and that sort of transparency isn’t really all....

- Daddy won’t buy me a new pony, so I’m gonna burn my old one so he will have to buy me a new one.....

- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink....

- If no one understands anything in the same way, what use is communication? - The best way to recycle....

- Sort out the sort ofs from the maybes, and maybe you will start walking in the right direction, like....

- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer!-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D

If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the....