Quotes by : Steve Kluger

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts....

Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know.....

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.

Augie: Does everybody else know?T.C.: About my epitaph?Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!T.C.....

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough....

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual....

Mr. Herbert DemarestAlexander Hamilton Jr. High2236 Bedford AvenueBrooklyn NYDear Mr Demarest, Then why....

If I weren't so depressed, I'd kill myself.

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any....