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Author - Steve Kluger
Quotes by : Steve Kluger
self consciousness
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
family
We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts....
my most excellent year
Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know.....
government
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
sex
After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.
dunkin donuts
Augie: Does everybody else know?T.C.: About my epitaph?Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!T.C.....
faith
Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough....
heterosexuals
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual....
principal
Mr. Herbert DemarestAlexander Hamilton Jr. High2236 Bedford AvenueBrooklyn NYDear Mr Demarest, Then why....
depression
If I weren't so depressed, I'd kill myself.
liking someone
Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any....
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