Quotes by : Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all....

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I....

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches....

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing.....

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never,....

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there,....