Quotes by : The Covert Comic

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

Every Friday is black where I work.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.....

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence....

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just....

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.