Quotes by : Tina Fey

My dad looks like Clint Eastwood. His half-Scottish, half-German face in repose is handsome but terrifying.....

When did you first feel like a grown woman and not a girl?” We wrote down our answers and shared them,....

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then....

That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who....

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look....

One family, two impressively gay brothers.

I have a strong urge to lie down and pretend this is not happening—like the old couple in Titanic.

For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting....

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

(My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.)....