Quotes by : Tucker Max

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way....

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you....

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee....

Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it.

People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless....

I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.

Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as....

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".