Quotes by : Tucker Max

When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and....

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way....

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you....

If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee....

People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless....

I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can....

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as....

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".