Quotes by : Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in....

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against....

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died....

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.