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Author - Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in....
funny
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against....
requests
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
funny
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
Caught
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died....
humor
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
humour
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
comments
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
borge
I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.....
victor
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in....
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