Quotes by : Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in....

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against....

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.....

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in....

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.