Quotes by : Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in....

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died....

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in....

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.