Quotes by : Woody Allen

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it....

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...

You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict,....

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible....

The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.

One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable....