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Author - Woody Allen
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new york city
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how....
mistakes
If you're not failing you're not trying anything.
death
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
sex
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
life
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
self esteem
Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.
sex
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
life
Ninety percent of living is just showing up.
uncertainty
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
day
Showing up is 80 percent of life.
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