Quotes by : Woody Allen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn....

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.

You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.....

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know,....

If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.