Report, if you have a problem with this page“ between the disfigurement and the muzzle, it's nearly impossible to catch what she's saying. Always, though, while tripping and stumbling to the music, she looks out into her audience and tells the story about her mother. Most people laugh and yell for her to lift her skirts, but every so often she'll spot someone weeping and swear they can understand her every word. ”
David Sedaris
From : Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary
