Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately....

“ Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said. ”

John Green

From : The Fault in Our Stars