Report, if you have a problem with this page“ I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay ”
David Wong
From : This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously
