Quotes by : David Wong

To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen....

Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin....

What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe....

Thus, one of the awful things I can admit about myself is that the two years I spent with Jennifer live....

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything....

But in those first hours after you take it, your brain is tuned in like nothing you can imagine. Eyes....

I tried to say something cool, wound up stammering something like, “WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The....

John and I have made this stuff our hobby, in the way that an especially attractive prisoner makes a....

You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud.

Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has....