Quotes by : David Wong

Amy said, "So, you're making a flamethrower?""Amy, we gotta be prepared. We don't know what we'll find....

Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin....

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour....

... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond....

Thus, one of the awful things I can admit about myself is that the two years I spent with Jennifer live....

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything....

What, then, is the soul but a prisoner of your flesh? An undying yet constrained energy, bound and enslaved....

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one....

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy

I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva....