Report, if you have a problem with this page“ It’s not really my fault. The problem is that my mouth just comes out with these things. And you can’t blame me for what my mouth does, can you? Curse this mouth. Do you think it might be possessed?'The Pirate Captain looked in the mirror and made his mouth into a series of shapes he thought looked demonic. ”
Gideon Defoe
From : The Pirates! In An Adventure With Napoleon