Quotes by : Gideon Defoe

If the pirate with a scarf had been more poetically minded he’d have thought that her eyes were like....

Everybody clapped enthusiastically and Dr. Marx popped up from behind the podium, where he had been hiding....

That explains a lot,' he said. 'I suppose it's also why we've never glimpsed that giant compass in the....

The Captain was wearing his best blousey shirt, his beard was gleaming in the early morning light and....

I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself....

I’m making a list of when it’s acceptable for a pirate to cry. […] So far I’ve got: one - when....

Just then there came the wheezy sound of an accordion. It was an odd little tune that, had he been alive....

It’s not really my fault. The problem is that my mouth just comes out with these things. And you can’t....

In his time the Pirate Captain had made a number of dramatic entrances of his own – not always intentional....

I should say we’d reach England by Tuesday or thereabouts, with a decent wind behind us. It would be....