Quotes by : Gideon Defoe

Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.'....

That explains a lot,' he said. 'I suppose it's also why we've never glimpsed that giant compass in the....

The Captain was wearing his best blousey shirt, his beard was gleaming in the early morning light and....

I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself....

The Captain’s boat inspections were always pretty slapdash, because they mainly just involved him looking....

I’m making a list of when it’s acceptable for a pirate to cry. […] So far I’ve got: one - when....

Just then there came the wheezy sound of an accordion. It was an odd little tune that, had he been alive....

It’s not really my fault. The problem is that my mouth just comes out with these things. And you can’t....

I should say we’d reach England by Tuesday or thereabouts, with a decent wind behind us. It would be....

If you knew how many hidden depths I had your pretty eyes would pop right out of your winsome face. Not....