Report, if you have a problem with this page“ New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi. ”
Bill Maher
From : The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass