Right now, all white people are either wearing.... : Quote by Christian Lander

“ Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmer's market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you are either at a country music concert or you are indoors. ”

Christian Lander
  • From : Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like
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