Quotes by : Christian Lander

White people are drawn to farmer’s markets like moths to a flame. In fact, white people have such strong....

You don't have to be white to be white, you just have to be rich.

Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These....

For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end....

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.....

All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into....

It is the dream of every white person to be able to resolve all conflicts by complaining to unrelated....

This is because white people need to show off the books that they have read. Just as hunters will mount....