Quotes Tagged With :cheese

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.....

All worries are less with wine.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese

He said focus. The word focus. I hear angels singing. Everything goes dark except for a light that beams....

We love our mother because she cares and also because she cooks.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne.

New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese.....

Cheese runners shouted at it, tried to grab it, and flailed at it with sticks, but the piratical cheese....

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a....