Report, if you have a problem with this page“ New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms. ”
Bill Maher
From : The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
