Report, if you have a problem with this page“ She even tried the one which every romantic nerve in her body insisted should work, which consisted of theatrically giving up, sitting down, and letting her glance fall naturally on a patch of earth which, if she had been in any decent narrative, should have contained the book.It didn't. ”
Terry Pratchett
From : Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter