Quotes Tagged With :condom

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can....

I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell....

I remembered during puberty, through the anorexic mists of intermittent menstrual cycles, that man, my....

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian,....

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?

Safe sex is an act of self love.

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves....

Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.....