Quotes Tagged With :condom

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


For if in careless summer daysIn groves of Ashtaroth we whored,Repentant now, when winds blow cold,We....

Your generation has been the target of incredible disinformation on the subject of premarital sex, which....

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves,....

It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian,....

Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would....

... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not....

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Safe sex is an act of self love.

Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.