Quotes Tagged With :fart

What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown....

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

For the khan, we will take their cities, their women, and their lands. This is the great raid, the farthest....

You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing....

A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping....

O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes?Why do....

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

He that lives upon hope will die farting.

Those who are fascinated by the idea of progress do not suspect that everything moving forward is at....

I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. Those....