Quotes Tagged With :fart

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.....

Wait!" said Erbrechen, suddenly feeling jovial. "I change my mind. Never shite again. Ever. Anywhere."It....

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

With the greatest force within, you can go farther.

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

Shit" Bug said, his face sour. "It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think....

For the khan, we will take their cities, their women, and their lands. This is the great raid, the farthest....

He that lives upon hope will die farting.

My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your....

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas....