Quotes Tagged With :grammar

Whenever I write a paragraph in English, I first check it with the Google Translator, and most often....

Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase....

Never underestimate the audacity of the small minded and slightly crapulous.A rather bleezed young neighbour....

She whispers in my ear: ‘"Tell me that you wan' fuck me hard, make me sweat." In the excitement, she....

The academic bias against subjectivity not only forces our students to write poorly ("It is believed...,"....

Ever since grammar school, I knew I wanted to be famous - I always wanted to be a singer.

Not long ago, I advertised for perverse rules of grammar, along the lines of "Remember to never split....

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over academic abstraction, pausing only to note that....

I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar—it....

We can trace the communitarian fantasy that lies at the root of all humanism back to the model of a literary....