Quotes Tagged With :humer

It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This....

I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong.....

A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age....

Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of....

Women are always expected to be the gracious hostess, quick with an anecdote and a sprinkling of laughter....

The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could....

Please follow these instructions:1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into....

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like....