Quotes Tagged With :junkie

The junkie ignites his feelings with ugly synthetic substances, and the emotions that were meant to last....

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought....

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine....

I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite,....

One life to read!

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could....

I have learned the junk equation. Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means of increased enjoyment of....

Stop being an adrenaline junkie who is waiting for the happy ending instead of seeing the happy being.....