Quotes Tagged With :parking

When angry, count to Zen.

I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.

Pucker up, Hollywood. By the time I’m finished with you, the neighbors are gonna need a cigarette.

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve ever done. Falling is easy. Staying that way is....