Quotes Tagged With :penguin

Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.....

Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?

[Lord Horror] was so unique and radical, I expected to go to prison for it. I always thought that if....

Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot?

It was the yearning she related to. Shriver seemed to understand the specific human pain of wanting and....

Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins....

It's been well-thumbed, at least triple-read, there's that smell the fat orange-spine Penguins get when....

The penguins that spent most of their time fighting were the ones with no chicks...It's like they're....

The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give....

I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.