Quotes Tagged With :penises

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless....

I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love....

No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals....

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice.....

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

Penises... if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, his worst nightmare.

College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing....