Quotes Tagged With :penises

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals....

No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....

I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love....

And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless....

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice.....

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing....

Penises... if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, his worst nightmare.