The only bright spot in the entire evening.... : Quote by David Sedaris

“ The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole. ”

David Sedaris
  • From : Holidays on Ice
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