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Author - Bauvard
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painting
I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls....
funny
Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.
humor
We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers....
women
If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.
funny
I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more....
humor
When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian,....
funny
I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t....
humor
We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.
reliability
I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world.
family
Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect,....
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