Quotes by : Bauvard

I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t....

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation....

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.

I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t....

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my....

I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious....

Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.

Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates....

I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view.....