Quotes by : Brian Regan

so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND....

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working....

That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t....

We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went....

is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying....