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Author - Brian Regan
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hilarious
so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND....
humor
It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working....
humor
That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t....
brian regan
We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went....
comedy
is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying....
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