Quotes by : Carl Hiaasen

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.....

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about....

I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.

Please don't grow up to be one of those men who lie for the sport of it, and most men do. That's a fact.....

Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would....

Just because something was legal didn't automatically make it right.

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?""First I need a virgin.

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.