Quotes by : Carl Hiaasen

To me, the newspaper business was a way to learn about life and how things worked in the real world and....

My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains.....

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.....

as a lobbyist he had long ago concluded there was no difference in how Democrats and Republicans conducted....

He paused and manufactured a chuckle.

From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?""First I need a virgin.

Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world....

You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't....

Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.

Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.....