Quotes by : Carl Hiaasen

To me, the newspaper business was a way to learn about life and how things worked in the real world and....

Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the....

as a lobbyist he had long ago concluded there was no difference in how Democrats and Republicans conducted....

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.....

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife....

From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?""First I need a virgin.

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.

Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.