Quotes by : Jack Benny

I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious....

I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they....

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.