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I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
funny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
marriage
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious....
adversity
I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
death
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they....
Arthritis
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
comments
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Die
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Mind
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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