Quotes by : Jerry Seinfeld

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?

I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its....

I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and....

I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know.....

I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?