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Author - Jerry Seinfeld
Quotes by : Jerry Seinfeld
humorous
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
humorous
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
Kind
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
humor
I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then....
humorous
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something....
humorous
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
so
A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
humorous
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
Me
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know.....
Know
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow....
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