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Author - Jerry Seinfeld
Quotes by : Jerry Seinfeld
radio
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's....
family
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Me
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
introductions
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if....
humorous
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something....
revenge
The best revenge is living well.
humor
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
love
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
humorous
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
Sleep
We want to do a lot of stuff we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little....
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