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Author - Jesse Petersen
Quotes by : Jesse Petersen
zombies
Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness....
humor
Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?....
married with zombies
Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he....
zombies
You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.
humorous
Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.
zombies
So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with....
marriage advice
Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.
comedy
Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
zombies
Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.....
comedy
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
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