Quotes by : Jesse Petersen

Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness....

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or....

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he....

Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with....

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie....

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty....

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.....

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.....