Quotes by : Jesse Petersen

Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness....

Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?....

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or....

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty....

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.....

Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.....

Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of....