Quotes by : Jim Benton

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the....

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big....

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of....

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly....

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to....

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned....

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer.....

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. -....