Quotes by : Jim Benton

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the....

I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine....

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly....

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to....

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and....

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned....

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. -....