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Author - Jim Benton
Quotes by : Jim Benton
scary
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine....
funny
I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big....
cute
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
funny
Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of....
pessimism
School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.
careless
Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly....
running
This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to....
coloring
I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned....
target
The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer.....
pickle
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. -....
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