Quotes by : Jim Benton

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the....

I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine....

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big....

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of....

Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly....

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to....

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and....

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. -....