Quotes by : Jim Butcher

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.""Eh?""Kept in the dark....

Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang.....

Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe letter.....

I wish I worried about my uncle's opinions, and had problems to work out with my mom. Hell, I'd settle....

Rowl reminded himself that cats were eternally patient, and that he would not simply explode if he did....

Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles....

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin....