Quotes by : Louis C. K.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really....

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just....

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a....

You gotta be optimistic to be single. Stupid! You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you....

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent....

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while....