Quotes by : Louis C. K.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that....

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.....

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.