Quotes by : Louis C. K.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually....

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that....

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really....

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.....

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a....

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent....