Quotes by : Louise Rennison

Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody....

When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour....

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin,....

My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls.....

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up....

And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't....

Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on,....

So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.