Quotes by : Louise Rennison

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin,....

My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls.....

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Oh, Blimey O'Riley's pantyhose....What is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on,....

I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up....

And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't....

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest....

So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.