Quotes by : Louise Rennison

Boys are like elastic bands. It doesn't mean that boys are made of elastic, which is a plus because nobody....

When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour....

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin,....

Apparently if you want to get a boy to like you, you go sort of mysterious and icy and cool. That’s....

Oh, Blimey O'Riley's pantyhose....What is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on,....

I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up....

And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't....

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest....