Quotes by : Mel Brooks

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his....

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms....

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.....

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their....

I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his....