Quotes by : Mel Brooks

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their....

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his....

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if....