Quotes by : Michael Buckley

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew....

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

If you want to be happy you have to work to make it happen. You can't just wish for it and you can't....

By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked."Considerably....

I didn't do it,' he insisted.'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a....

Are you familiar with that play?In fact, we're almost living it!

How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything....

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home....

What's the big idea?" Sabrina demanded. "I declared war on you, remember?" Puck said. Sabrina rolled....