Quotes by : Robert Benchley

Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.....

The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and....

Streets flooded. Please advise.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.....

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because....

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldn't give it up because by....

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.