Quotes by : Robert Benchley

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep....

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater....

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.....

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing but I couldn't give it up because by....

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.