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Author - Robert Benchley
Quotes by : Robert Benchley
sports
Go jogging? And get hit by a meteor?
knowledge
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.
Nothing
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
dogs
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
lolling
The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and....
venice
Streets flooded. Please advise.
family
In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
Wet
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
hangovers
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
bleeding
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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