Quotes by : Stephen Colbert

In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert....

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon....

As far as I can tell, a young-adult novel is a regular novel that people actually read.

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).....

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about....

Maybe he’ll be different from who he was and always is.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.