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Author - Stephen Colbert
Quotes by : Stephen Colbert
truth
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.....
Day
I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't....
united states
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when....
fathers
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children."....
christian
If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that....
political
... had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.
satire
That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.
Politics
We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think....
Time
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
politics
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty.....
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