Quotes by : Walter Moers

Nothing is what one thinks it is. Cloth is stone and circus is an art. There are no certainties.

Sometimes, in the course of my hopeless quest, I would pick up and dip into one of the ordinary books....

Reading is an intelligent way of not having to think.

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.

I've never thought much of strictly organised and methodical study. You can't arrange a library in alphabetical....

Rumo!" said Rumo. "That's right!" Smyke exclaimed. "You Rumo, me Smyke." "You Rumo, me Smyke." Rumo repeated....

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music a camel seems to progress to the....

I could hear it from far away, that sound which only very big cities can produce: a sound consisting....

There were adventure stories supplied with cloths for mopping your brow, thrillers containing pressed....

Approaching the forest from the west was no army, but a delegation of Grailsundanian master surgeons....