Report, if you have a problem with this page“ Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption. ”
Chelsea Handler
From : My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
