Quotes Tagged With :lemon

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong....

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No....

You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.....

Isn't that thing a little unsanitary for the workplace?" I pointed to his lip ring."I assure you that....

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good....

Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up.“I thought you must be dead …” he said simply.“So....