Quotes Tagged With :retort

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden....

You want me to invite him to dinner.” “I want you to invite him to dinner,” she agreed. “You....

It is never ridicule, but a compliment, that knocks a philosopher off his feet. He is already positioned....

Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect.....

I don't care whose son he is. I won't go belly-up like a timid pup. If he's fool enough to take a poke....

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.'....

Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam,....

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to....

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but....