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Author - Brian South
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humor
This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring....
zombies
Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable....
humor
The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
zombies
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm....
zombies
When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.
humor
Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.
zombies
Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.
humor
Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.
meat
The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but....
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