Quotes by : Brian South

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring....

Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable....

The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm....

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.

Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.

The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but....