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Author - Flip Wilson
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Living
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Childhood
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest....
success
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
risks
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
humor
The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.
Funny
Funny is an attitude.
Fun
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
age
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Machine
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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